I am pregnant with Usher's CHILD

[Kat]

LOL Scarlett takes a tumble <3333
You werkin' it Dix

[Dixie Crawford]

I TELL PPL RODDY IS PROB GOING UP AND THE REACTIONS ARE LIKE

SHANE: OH...... I LIKE RODDY
ANDREW: WE'RE CLOSE I'D KEEP HIM YEAH

ALSO OBVIUSLY CLOUSE TO REODDY: DOM AND FRANK

ILL JUST SAY RODDY IS CLEARLY SAFE

[Dixie Crawford]

Dixie Kong (11:52:50 PM): ya i mention
Dixie Kong (11:52:51 PM): roddy
Dixie Kong (11:52:54 PM): going up tto people
Dixie Kong (11:52:59 PM): and the general reaction is
Dixie Kong (11:53:06 PM): NO PLEASE TAKE ME INSTEAD ill give u my firstborn
Dixie Kong (11:53:11 PM): so its pretty much guaranteed
Dixie Kong (11:53:15 PM): he'd stay over kevin


i'm serious

[Dixie Crawford]

BOOT LIST NOMS: KEVIN RODDY

[Dixie Crawford]

Dixie Kong (12:26:23 AM): but i remember
Dixie Kong (12:26:27 AM): watchin starz videos
Dixie Kong (12:26:40 AM): and u were talking about players with i think alex idk if it was a solo video or not
Dixie Kong (12:26:43 AM): but u were like


Roddy Mancuso (12:27:31 AM): i know what youre talking about
Roddy Mancuso (12:27:35 AM): i said i would go after you lol


Dixie Kong (12:27:39 AM): anytiem im ever in a game with chris evans im going after him! and mayeb u were joking but it stuck with me i know its kinda different since im not being my chris evans self but it made me think ud try and get rid of me in this game anyways. same with drew. drew and i are friends outside of this game but he targets e in games for being me
Dixie Kong (12:28:03 AM): but yea


Roddy Mancuso (12:28:12 AM): ughhh

[Dixie Crawford]

DIXIE CHOKED SO HARD
DIXIE HOPES KEVIN CAN STAY UP THERE. BUT IF HE COMES DOWN I WANNA PUT UP FRANK. IF RODDY WINS OR IS SAVED BY DOMINIC ILL DO ANDREW

[Dixie Crawford]

I LITERALLY CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE STANDARD BASIC ORG CONVOS IM HAVING WITH PEOPLE LIKE DAVID AND JAMES. WE DONT KNOW EACHOTHER AND THE CONVERSATIONS ARE PAINFUL. ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE TALKING TO ANY1 AND PEOPLE I ALREADY KNOW, THERES NO PRESSURE TO KEEP UP THE CONVO. AND TALK ABOUT RANDOM SHIT. GOOD THING THIS IS ALLSTARS CUZ I AM ALL ABOUT THE PRE-EXISTING RELATIONSHIPS AS DIXIE LMAO

I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING TO KNOW ANY1 BOTTOM LINE

[Dixie Crawford]

CEPT HELEN SHE IS EASY TO TALK TO.
DAVID IS ALL RIGHT IM JUST NOT IN THE MOOD. SAME WITH ANDREW.
JAMES IS KINDA BORING CUZ I THINK HE IS JUST MESSAGING ME SINCE I HOH. KEEPING UP THE BANTER.

[Dixie Crawford]

SO ME AND CLARICE WERE TAKING OUR FAILY STROLL THRU CENTRAL PARK BCUZ ITS ONLY 20 MINS FROM OUR HOUSE AND WE WERE LIKE U KNOW WHAT LETS GET SOME SON. BUT THEN WE WENT OUTSIDE AND SHIVER ME TIMBERS. DROP OFF SOME TIMBER IT WAS COLD. IT STARTED TO SNOW SO WE DIDNT EXACTLY GET A TAN. BUT THEN WE RAN INTO THIS GUY WHO WAS LIKE HEY GIRLS DO U WANT A RIDE HOME. CLARICE IS KIND OF LOOSEY GOOSEY SHE ALWAYS HAS BEEN SO SHE WAS PRETTY MUCH READY TO RIDE HIS SLEIGH HOME BUT I SAID NO CLARICE WE CANT GET IN A CAR WITH A STRANGER, BUT THEN I THOUGHT WHAT *IF* HE HAD CANDY LIEK IN ALL THE MOVIES AND THOSE PAMPHLETS. HOW CANI TURN DOWN CANDY? SO THEN WE GOT INTO THE CAR AND CALRICE WAS FLIRTING HARDCORE WITH HIM AND I WAS ROLLING MY EYES LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. THANKFULLY HE WAS NOT A BAD GUY IN THAT HE DIDNT TOUCH AND SSTUFF BUT HE LET US OUT BY THE GW BRIDGE AND HE ASKED ME FOR CLARICES NUMEBR CUZ HE WAS TOO SHY. SO I GAVE HIM SOME BITCHES PHONE NUMBER INSTEAD. MORAL OF THE STORY IS I LOOK OUT FOR MY FRIENDS LIKE CLARICE AND IN THIS GAME THATS WHAT I WILL DO U KNOW, I THINK IT WAS A GOOD THING TYO HSSRAE SHARE IF U ALL READ THIS FAR ANYWAYS. I COMMEND U FOR DOING SO CUZ IM JUST SHIT TALKING MY WAY INTO CRAZYHOOD. U KNOW THAT SONG MY NECKMY BACK MY PUSSY MY CRACK, DADDY ISSUES SERIOUSLY

[Colby]

[Shir]

U should do a video DR. Use a Dixie video and do a VoiceOver with your voice

[Dixie Crawford]

dragonnclownshoes (7:55:45 AM): Ed (6:52:08 AM): idk but i mean between u and me
Ed (6:52:13 AM): shadows eliminating the outliers
Ed (6:52:22 AM): the people who i can possibly work with
Ed (6:52:26 AM): he already eliminated amr
Ed (6:52:32 AM): now hes getting kevin out


THIS BITCH CREDITING ME FOR DREWS EVICTION GET OUT OF HERE BOO

[Dixie Crawford]

SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS TRYNA WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH AND PAINT A PICTURE OF LCARICE AND IT ENDED UP JUST BEING A PABLO PICASSO WORK OF ART IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. I WAS JAMMING REALLY HARD AND WOBBLIN MY HEAD HANDS ON THE HIPS AND HSAKING SHAKING MY BOOTY LIEK I WAS LOOKING FOR LOOSE CHANGWE. THE CANVAS FILLED WITH THE COLORS OF THE WIND AND AND WALLA. I COULDNT EVEN MAKE A SMILEY FACE CUZ CLARICE IS SMILINING BUT U KNOWE WHAT THEY SAY WORK HARDER AND UCAN ACCOPMPLISH PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT SO ILL HAVE TO DO THAT MORE SO I CAN GET VEETTER, SO THATS MY SOTRY OF MY FIRST PAINTING.
LISTEN SHIR U BOO THINGF I WILL NOT DO A VIDEO DR CUZ I AINT GOT NO PICTURE TO SHOW. I DONT WANNA TALK CUZ THEN IM NOT BEING MY DIXIE SELF. ANYWAYS CLARICE IS LIKE REALLLY ANNOYED THAT U DIDNT ASK TO INCLUDE HER SO ILL JUST HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE BIRDS AND BEES TO EHR AND HOW UR NOT INTERESTED IN EHR B ECAUCE SHE IS A GIRL
UGH SO ANYWAYS I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK LIKE I GOT THE TIME I GOT THE MIND I JUST DONT GOT THE ENERGY. DO U KNOW HOW HARD IT I TO SIT UP SOMETIMES ITS LIKE IM A PPLANET AND THE WORLD IS ORBITING AOR8UND ME. I CAN NOT FATHOM TRYING TO REACH FOR THE REMOTE SOMETIEMS SO WRITINGF A BOOK IS HORSE SHIT. I FEEL LIKE WIRING A BOOK IS LIKE SOMETHING U NEED T ODO ON A TRAIN THATS HOW HARRY POTTER HAPPENED JAY KAY ROLLED ON A TRAIN AND THOUGHT OF IT.
SO I FEEL LIKE IF I EVER DECIDE T OWRITE A BOOK ILL TAKE SUBWAY WHILE EATING SUBWAY. IF HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT DOING SO THEN MAYEB ILL LOSE SOME OF MINE ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE THE CUSHION AND CURVES OF IT.
UGH IM JUST SO UGH UGH UGH KAT I TELL U I TELL U ALL THE TIME I JUST FEEL LIKE THWE TIME IS GOING ON AND IM JUST SIOTTING HERE. AMNY OH
SO ME AND CLARICE DECIDED THAT WE WOULD GO THE MALL BCUZ SHE WANTED TO BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES AND LET ME FUCKING TELL U HOW EXPENSIVE REINDEER SHOES ARE. FIRST OF ALL SHE HAS 4 TOES SO ITS LIKE 4 PAIORS OF SHOES AND THE YARE NOT AL LTHE SAME SIZE DO U KNOW WHAT A HASSLE IN THE CASTLE THAT IS? IT IS SO RIDICULOUS CUZ THEN U NEED TO BUY ALL THE PAIRS OF SHOES RTHAT R DIFF SIZES BECAUSE THE GIRL WONT SELL IT TOT US FOR 1 PAIR. I ONE TIME I ONE TIME I DECIDED TO JUST LIKE STUFF A SHOE IN MY NO NO ZONE AND SNEAK IT OUTSIDE BUT WHEN I WALKED THRU THE STORES SECURITY I STARTED TO GO OFF SO I QUICKLY SHOUTED FIRE AND THAT SOLVED THE PROBLEM WHEN EVERYONE RAN AND U KNOW WHAT I GOT A SHOE
ANYWAYS I FEEL LIEK I HAVENT TALKED GAME YET SO LET ME DO THAT. SORRT FOT UGH SORRY FOR LIKE NOT TALKING ABOUT TH GAME UNTIL THIS POINT BUT EHRE IT GOES. LISTEN THESE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THE YCAN WALK ALL OVER DIXIE WITH LOGIC ITS LIKE STOP DIXIE DOES AS SHE FEELS AND SHE NO CARE IF IT SENDS HER OUT THE DORE DORREDOOR DONT US EE US EE USEE SHE IS NOT 20TH PLACE SHE HAS PASSED HER GOAL AND SHE WILL BNOM NOM UGH WHO SHE PLEASES. IF DOM USES POV IT WILL BE ANDRREW GOING UP I JUST HOPE HE DONT SAVE KEVIN FOR SOME WACKY RANDOM DEAL REASON. SAVING RODDY IS LIKELY BUT APPARENTLY HE WOULDNT USE HE TOLD ESTELEL SO LETS SEE DOMININIC LETS SEE. DIXIE AND CLARICE ARE OUT NOW. OMG THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A STORY BY NOW AND IM NOT EVEN ON A TRAIN. SOMETIMES WHEN U WIGGLE A LOT U CAN SORT OF FEEL THE PLACENTA CORD DIXIE AND CLARICE OUT

[Dixie Crawford]

UM...AM I DRUNK BECAUSE EVEN THAT WAS HARD FOR ME TO READ I NEED SLEEP

[Dixie Crawford]