...Her Mother was a slut too

[Sam Wallace]

Also my trust in James has gone waay down, he played today way too hard to keep his buddy and it was kinda sloppy..

Rhian (2:19:42 PM): The way Dixie was talking to me,
Rhian (2:19:42 PM): Lmaoo.
Rhian (2:19:42 PM): she's voting him out.
Rhian (2:19:42 PM): Same with Helen.
Rhian (2:19:43 PM): Same with James.
Sam (2:20:08 PM): "Sam (2:18:21 PM): like i dont feel safe evicting joe lol
James (2:19:17 PM): Yeah I hear ya. I guess I just want something interesting to happen :-P"
Rhian (2:20:18 PM): Are you kidding me
Rhian (2:20:19 PM): ROFL.
am (2:21:15 PM): for me it comes down to me, just not wanting drew here
Sam (2:21:32 PM): he hasnt spoken to me before today and still hasnt asked my vote like the others
Sam (2:21:44 PM): he opened up with. so thanks for keeping me
Rhian (2:21:52 PM): ..
Rhian (2:21:55 PM): Shut up.
Rhian (2:21:55 PM): LOL.
Rhian (2:21:57 PM): HE DI DNOT.

No not really but close 


Rhian (2:24:51 PM): James
I voted Drew
Rhian (2:24:53 PM): Lmao.
Sam (2:25:28 PM): "James (2:21:59 PM): My thinking is that Drew might be like a scapegoat for nominations
James (2:22:12 PM): Joe doesn't even talk that much. It's all about winning comps for him"
Rhian (2:25:42 PM): LOL. So shady.
Rhian (2:25:44 PM): I love it.
Rhian (2:25:53 PM): Season 2 playing hard.


Rhian (2:35:17 PM): Us comparing notes.
Rhian (2:35:19 PM): That was cute.
Rhian (2:35:30 PM): #Caught


#busted It's just.. Drew was not worth all this drama people!!

[Sam Wallace]

So I made a new alliance! Joe and I have decided to join together and be called the Mathletes because well we both suck at math. It's ironic people! I have to be honest, the timing of this alliance was what bothered me. I spoke to Joe early in the night and I told him there was a movement to get him evicted and completely threw Drew under the bus, while keeping James and the others involvement a secret cause I felt telling Joe would have caused a lot of drama I can't have that! Also I need to say good with these people in case I need them later, anyways apparently it earned Joe's trust though cause he decided he wanted to work together after that. I want it noted, out of all the "alliances" "semi-alliances" "connections" I have, I asked for one! If I end up with 1000 allies again, not my fault I'm loveable!

The timing of Joe asking me for an alliance really doesn't work for me cause I was really for keeping Joe and I don't want people to think it was because we were aligned, cause that didn't happen til after! But what I'm I suppose to say no and run away screaming? I could have but I don't want to seem insane, I'll save that for later.

Also, I hate this HOH! I'm trying to get in good with these people and you're making me knock them out? Any damage control I have to do is all on you! This is interference and once again I must ask for new production! Thank you  

[Sam Wallace]

So HOH actually didn't go as bad as thought, thankfully Dixie and Estelle did all the work, I only had to do a little. I don't think Shane is too mad at me for knocking him out, Roddy and Frank really don't matter to me so who cares about that. I love how the HOH played all though my allies and myself answering every single question. That's a way to ensure a good HOH, don't let anyone else play!

[Sam Wallace]

Dixie won HOH! Which is great, I feel a lot better with Dixie winning than Rhian so. It wasn't the best HOH though Dixie is going to put up Kevin and Roddy up. Not something Kristen and I agree with, Kevin just feels like a waste of an eviction when there's people like Frank or Dominic here and even Talla but Dixie has always had something against Kevin from moment one so hopefully Kevin goes up and doesn't win POV, we can get him out of here and focus on more important threats 

[Sam Wallace]

James (12:06:48 AM): This game is so boring with so many ppl lol
James (12:08:12 AM): Im going to bed lol
James (12:08:19 AM): Have a good night!

Well I'm so sorry we're not interesting enough for you buddy! Maybe next week I'll start arranging weekly variety shows for your entertainment. Dixie would be perfect bunifa latifah halifah sharifa jackSON! and we can dress GM up as Mama!

Dixie and GM pictured here:







 

[Sam Wallace]

Ok so haven't talked in a while. What's new Kevin is gone which is so stupid and i don't understand Dixie's locked on target for Kevin but whatever can we move on now please? So now we get split into houses and I actually like my house, couldn't have picked up better except I have the two people that annoy me every single time they speak more than anyone in this game. Talla and Roddy and of course as luck would have it guess who won HOH

[Sam Wallace]

I was really nervous about Talla winning HOH, I had no idea what she was going to do. Talla really scares me cause she just seems a bit.. unhinged, you never really know what you're going to get but apparently she likes me so that's good!

Talla (8:08:38 PM): What are your thoughts on Roddy?
Talla (8:10:41 PM): I know.
Talla (8:10:44 PM): I want his ass gone so bad.
Talla (8:10:52 PM): I've already evicted him once, let's just finish him. <3
Sam (8:10:52 PM): lol

This is great! Annoying bitch #1 wants to get rid of annoying bitch #2, really couldn't ask for anything better. Now next week we can focus purely on annoying bitch #1


Talla (8:23:23 PM): I'm thinking about nominating Kristen next to Roddy… Thoughts?
Sam (8:23:41 PM): i dont think kristen talks to a lot of people
Sam (8:23:47 PM): which is good and bad
Sam (8:23:53 PM): good cause you know easy nomination
Sam (8:24:23 PM): but at same time if you want roddy gone you dont want him getting people and everyone being like oh kristen never talks to me lets evict her!
Sam (8:24:29 PM): so thats a tough one lol

No lady no! This is not good so now I have to work Talla so she doesn't nominate Kristen but it's scary as mentioned Talla is unhinged so we have to be very careful on what we say because I don't want her turning batshit on me.


Sam (8:27:17 PM): in my opinion, i think more people would evict kristen than roddy but you know if you can talk to them thats great too
Sam (8:27:31 PM): hopefully they keep their word and we dont have to cut some bitches
Talla (8:27:39 PM): yea
Talla (8:27:42 PM): :/
Sam (8:28:53 PM): what about dixie? are you good with her too?
Talla (8:29:05 PM): She didn't nominate me… So I can't do her like that.

Sorry Dixie :x



Talla (8:30:48 PM): Thoughts on Joe?
Sam (8:31:39 PM): i think joe is basically helen lol. hes nice, likeable. would he be loyal idk cause i havent played with him like i have helen
Talla (8:31:57 PM): yea
Sam (8:33:36 PM): in terms of our house and who would stay over roddy. this house split sucks btw lol i think joe is the best bet maybe? possibly?
Talla (8:33:52 PM): To survive against Roddy?
Sam (8:34:03 PM): im not telling you to nominate him, you're hoh :-P but thats my ideas from where i stand
Sam (8:34:05 PM): yeah lol
Talla (8:34:14 PM): With them though… There's a good chance that someone might win Veto
Talla (8:34:18 PM): Their both good at challenges.
Sam (8:34:21 PM): yeaah
Sam (8:34:23 PM): thats true
Sam (8:34:33 PM): then you have to nominate another person lol
Sam (8:34:55 PM): but also it would have an equally good competitor competing against roddy
Sam (8:35:09 PM): theres really two sides. good and bad to every nomination
Sam (8:35:14 PM): way to win hoh this week :-)
Sam (8:35:17 PM): its tough lol
Talla (8:41:14 PM): Yea, makes sense.
Talla (8:41:57 PM): Okay -- So, I'm thinking about nominating Joe and Roddy… Now.

Thus completes Operation Save Kristen and then Talla like super speed post nominations which is strange but shes a strange girl and I don't mind faster nominations mean less time for mood swings and mind changes so hopefully Roddy goes now like he should have last week!

[Sam Wallace]

So I awoke this morning to storytime with GM: I got a little bit of it last night but she filled me in more. Apparently Roddy went to the entire house and told them that if he stayed he would throw everything! (Now Kristen and I have discussed throwing comps to keep Ryan safe but yeah..) What is Roddy on? A real world challenge? Get the fuck out of here with that, you're not throwing anything! Who do you think you are me! It just really pissed me off cause it goes along with the thousands of other comments Roddy has made that has annoyed me. Oh and he also told GM he doesn't like his! We don't speak to him I don't know why he seems like such a lovely guy, we must all be such assholes! He's like the kid that starts fires at his desk and then wonders why no one wants to loan them his pencil or really be alone in class with him
^True story, we had a firestarter in my middle school! My MS was fucked up.

Btw Roddy, we don't hate you because WE'RE the horrible people, we hate you because you're an asshole and you need to leave. TO THE LEFT!

[Sam Wallace]

This is like the worst case scenario for an HOH competition, like it's my worst nightmare. Good news at least it's out of the way but I've been dreading a competition like this. Let's count all the ways I failed, first it's suppose to be 51 posts. I did 55 so oops. whatever Second, my internet detected high memory and decided to freeze on me cause I have a piece of shit computer. Third, I got the slowest time in like the history of the world and people are probably going to be pissed but so what I'm sorry "fast posting on message boards" is not a skill of mine, I'm sure it would look great on your resume though. So go ahead and hate I really don't give a fuck if any of these people have issues with me. On the other hand IM SO FUCKING PISSED AT THIS WHOLE THING AND THIS "COMPETITION"

FUCK YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR GAMES!                 

[Sam Wallace]

and oh yeah. yay Roddy's gone!

[Sam Wallace]

Talla (11:20:18 PM): Good luck in the HoH!!
Talla (11:20:33 PM): Please win. I feel nervous. Haha

BITCH I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO PRETEND TO LIKE YOU AND HAVE ALL YOUR HOPES PINNED ON ME

[Kat]

[Sam Wallace]

So Helen wins HOH, must of had some extra rice that night. It's not really all that shocking considering half the house was trying as hard as they could to not win. Helen's original nominations called for Joe and Shane to be nominated I'm not really sure how it changed to Ed being nominated but I bet GM had something to do with it! Like seriously she's such annoying bitch you guys. It's been clear from the start that for some reason Rhian and GM were after Ed with a vengeance, I'm not really sure why. The good news is Joe is nominated! I found out GM and Joe are apparently pretty close friends so there went my alliance with Joe. He's never going to be with me if he's friends with her, besides GM has tons of friends we need to cut them down!

[Sam Wallace]

Ok hi, hi! It's been a while, how are we? How's life? How's Canada? Anyone pregnant? How many times have I told you condoms are your friends Kat! Speaking of, Jade how are our lovely children?    Also.. I didn't know Katie was in housecalls til like 3 weeks ago you guys. She's a rude bitch! Not even saying hi. I bet she said hi to Chey and Shadow

So a lot has happened. Helen nominated Ed did I tell you guys that? But I think you knew anyways, Ed won veto which was amazing! Cause he probably would have been going if he didn't then I would have to write love letters and that would have just been sad for all of us. Better yet Joe left! I kinda felt bad because I really did like Joe but it was all over for him when GM told Kristen her and Joe are "pretty close" GM has enough friends already, I know I can't really say much rolling deep with my bitches but I only have 3! GM has like 10 and I don't know where this comes from but I get the feeling GM isn't my biggest fan and we need to start taking little shots at her army of skanks before they become a problem

[Sam Wallace]

Speaking of Joe..

Joe (10:08:32 PM): Even though I don't think you were ever actually on my side, I still hope you rock this shit out
Sam (10:08:46 PM): thanks man :-)
Joe (10:08:53 PM): you are
Joe (10:08:54 PM): by far
Joe (10:09:00 PM): the most fun person I've ever talked to
Joe (10:09:01 PM): ever
Sam (10:09:15 PM): i did enjoy talking to you and loved our talks, i didnt want to vote you out honestly but it seemed everyone was
Joe (10:09:21 PM): I know
Sam (10:09:21 PM): thank you i know :-) i rox
Joe (10:11:03 PM): yes, you do
Sam (10:11:55 PM): you're not horrible either so theres that too :-D
Joe (10:12:20 PM): pfft, i know
Joe (10:12:25 PM): i'm not concerned about that part


Ok well.. It's sad because I really did like Joe, it's weird cause though I've never talked to Dominic and yet made him out to be a super villain, sorry domi! I'm sure he's lovely. I really liked all the guys from season 2 and yet I want(ed) them all gone?
But I really did like Joe and didn't want him to go but we were stick in our small houses, my houses had almost all my allies (not complaining! ) Joe had to be cut. Regarding his comment I was on his side 100% for about 2 weeks! Which is more than what say David got. I was never on David's side and I adore David, obvi I mean I picked him to be my partner. I'm not going to pick some total loser to dance with like I'm a fugly lesbian! So yay Joe!


Also.. Kristen... her partner... Yeah  But you know it's great cause David and myself probably would have been nominated if Kristen wasn't there. GM wanted to put David up, turns out she doesn't like him. I thought David would be the one saving me from eviction but turns out I'm saving him thanks to my relationship with Kristen. So you owe me David, he can't see this, at least I hope he can't! When he does see it, David partner week, you're so lucky I picked you