...Her Mother was a slut too

[Sam Wallace]

^Shortly after that this..


David Lane (10:12:05 PM): Did you see joes post? He sounds pissed lol
Sam (10:12:43 PM): yeah lol
Sam (10:12:46 PM): i got that feeling too
Sam (10:12:54 PM): i dont think he was that happy
David Lane (10:14:16 PM): Oh well
(10:14:41 PM): i dont think anyone is ever thrilled to be evicted, especailly when they get zero votes to stay
Sam (10:14:45 PM): so makes sense i guess
David Lane (10:15:54 PM): Yah, I don't fault him for taking it hard. He took some rough hits this game going up 3 times in 4 weeks
David Lane (10:16:28 PM): Wonder what he meant by mathletes though
Sam (10:16:53 PM): probably an alliance he had? at least thats what i though
Sam (10:17:35 PM): though lol
Sam (10:17:51 PM): then again apparently it wasnt an extremely loyal alliance
Sam (10:17:56 PM): so really who knows
Sam (10:18:03 PM): no one listens to me. its better :-)
David Lane (10:18:16 PM): Haha yah clearly not people anyone else should want to align with haha
Sam (10:18:36 PM): lol
Sam (10:18:55 PM): new mission you must find the mathletes so you can avoid them!
David Lane (10:19:11 PM): I hate math


Sooo awkwaaard. I mean it was stupid for Joe to post that, I'm sure he had other reasons but whatever. The timing of the two conversations just leads me to believe he knows something but again what can you do. He just better not tell anyone about anything!

[Kat]

Sam so is not quiche

[Sam Wallace]

Kristen (9:29:41 PM): who will be the first pair :-)
Sam (9:30:23 PM): i know!
Sam (9:30:28 PM): i wanna know these pairs
Kristen (9:30:41 PM): i wanna be shanes partner he stayed 14-0
Kristen (9:40:02 PM): you
Kristen (9:40:03 PM): and david
Kristen (9:40:05 PM): post
Sam (9:40:07 PM): i bet it'll be tallas team

I WIN! I love Talla, she can always be counted on to show up right when you expect her to. I do enjoy Talla, we've talked a lot more lately and while she is strange, she's also someone that I could work with and become friends with. Too bad she might be leaving.

The goal is obviously to evict Andrew for two reasons: 1) I want to keep Talla here as long as possible, not only do I like her, she seems to like me and as evidenced by last week she's willing to listen to what myself and Kristen tell her to do. Also she gives sex advice and horoscope readings! She's like Dr. Ruth and Miss Cleo sharing the same space, perfect 90's throwback!

2) I like James and David, James and David are seeing all their allies go one by one, hopefully I can start erase all their allies and work my way into an alliance with the two of them few would expect. A little like my evict Steven, gain Judd and Eric plan from last season that was so rudely interrupted!  

[Sam Wallace]

Feb 4, 2014 15:45:15 GMT -5 Kat said:

Sam so is not quiche

[Sam Wallace]

Oh GinaMarie


Holy shit you guys! lol was that fun? Everyone have a good time that round? Anyone bored? Who knew Helen and Dominic winning veto would put the entire house in panic. It was stressful cause right away GM wanted to put myself and David up but after talking with Kristen, we weren't sure we had the votes to keep me and Kristen thought it was too risky. So Ed had to go up instead, which really sucks that I have to do this without Ed now

Star of last night was James, he was all over the place telling Ed he would work to keep him, then telling David no one is keeping Ed. Telling Dixie that Rhian and Myself told him we were evicting Andrew. James what the hell is wrong with you do? So James would definitely be in trouble this week had it not for a little storm named Hurricane GM. She tore through this place today. She blew more than she does on Saturday nights behind the 7/11. 

I got news today that they entire house knows about myself, Kristen and Dixie being a trio, how did they find out? GinaMarie of course, he had spent the entire day screaming at people to evict Talla and Ed. Bitch people can vote however the hell they want, you don't own anyone! You are not Micheal Fassbender! The hilarious thing is that apparently GM spent all day harassing David and turned David (who was already not GM's biggest fan ) against her and for Talla! So Andrew like I said this eviction, blame GM who apparently thought Amanda's gameplay in S14 was excellent and decided to copy

She got so out of control, she's even turning her friends against her! Going through the whole day trying to figure out how to get through losing Talla and Ed then I get a text from Kristen... Frank wants to talk to us about keeping Talla.. Frank? GM's friend Frank? All people that was unexpected, so Frank does in fact keep Talla.. Then I hear from Frank that GM yelled at him today that if he kept Talla I, Kristen and Dixie would totally put Frank up if we won HOH. Which might have been true yesterday but guess who's now replaced Frank on the top of that list honey I love that GM thinks she knows my nominations, bitch I don't like you, I don't trust you, I'm not going to tell you shit! I learn that last season.. The rest of the night was spent praying 1) that GM would come on inside of hiding out after Talla stayed, because we needed to have a long chat. 2) For god to grant me the serenity to not slap the bitch all up and down the house. Hopefully I am rewarded with HOH because some needs to give this ho a good public talking to, no more nice nominations now!

[Sam Wallace]

Turns out I'm even worse at flappy bird on pc than my phone

[Sam Wallace]

GinaMarie's avatar is like the fugliest thing ever tbh and feels me with deep anger everytime i see her on. Please detail her thank you

[Sam Wallace]

So veto I choose squares H 4-7. Am I doing this right I'm mildly drunk soo

[Sam Wallace]

I'm sure GM told you all about our conversation on Friday night so I won't bore you with details. But apparently the whole thing last week stemmed from Joe telling her I called her "fake as shit" which I don't remember saying but if I had to guess about 60% chance that happened.. but he didn't have proof so we're going to pretend it didn't At the same time, we all ready built something good here, like Dixie said: If the five of us all start fighting and going after each other, that just opens the door for everyone else. I mean we don't all have to like each other, we just have to work together for a while longer. Soooo


I won veto go me! My plan was just to avoid everyone in veto and hopefully be out soon, but no one was finding my damn squares! And I was trying to hit random squares and Rhian is like why aren't you hitting the nominees??? So I was like shit I gotta play. And I win! I do feel a little bad that during the final 3 in veto David told me "Let's work together and take out Talla so you can win" Which really makes me feel horrible considering David is now going up lol but we a lesson here didn't we David (Btw all I wanted during that veto was for Rhian and James to throw down right in the middle of it! Nearly happened, I thought it was hysterical)

After I won veto I got message from Dixie asking if I would consider using the veto on Talla if Rhian asked my answer was "fuck yes!" I had just taken out Talla in veto so if I can get a another chance to prove how loyal I am to her, I'm all for it. So after deciding that Talla would not have enough votes to stay against James, I removed Talla with a rather odd speech... Now Talla and I had a discussion where if she was on BB she would use the veto and tell them god told her to.. So I'm not crazy promise, Talla will totally get it! As for the others, I thought they would think it's funny but they're more confused which works for me too! If you can't convince them, confuse them! <-- Thinking of getting that tattooed on my arm 

Soo anyways let's talk Ryan! He's a stage 3 dumbass. First, after I won veto he randomly messaged myself and Kristen "is the backdoor plan still on?" Which confused the fuck out of Kristen and myself, cause we had no clue what the hell he was talking about, it's just like you can make plans buddy, that's great! But you still need to discussed them with more than the voices in your head ok? Still have no idea what he was talking about, i don't know I think he's on drugs. Who do I call for inventions? Anyone have Dr. Drew's number?

Ryan is also extremely pissed that veto on Talla? Apparently he wanted Talla out badly according to GM? So he wanted Talla out...And is confused and pissed that we vetoed Talla because people wanted her out.. Let that one sit... Yeah the drugs again... So he goes on a long rant to Kristen about me and of course Kristen is showing me everything so now I'm pissed! lol I go to message him and he just ignores me for about 10 minutes before telling Kristen he's going to bed cause he's pissed and signs off. So fuck you too buddy! I love that all these people will talk about how pissed they are at me to everyone but when they talk to me, they ignore me or they're super polite and want to straighten things out.. Like Seriously? Am I that scary you guys? They act like i'm a crazy unstable person that will flip over a table and choke them to death if they look at me and cough like I don't understand why no one talks to me about their issues! Annoying!

I really knew better hooking up with Ryan, biggest regret in the game thinking he could be normal but you know, you board the titanic and you sink with the titanic.. Ryan needs to you know, steer away from that iceberg but he's so gone and so clueless. It's sooo fustrating 

[Sam Wallace]

In an effort to demonstrate how fast this game can change: If you guys would have told me 4 days ago Rhian won hoh, I won POV and myself, Kristen, Dixie would be holding court with Rhian and GM, in a civilized manner, to discuss saving Talla and putting up David.. I would have made interventions for all of you! I could have gotten group discount too

[Sam Wallace]

So auction HOH, really like that one! Not really but Dixie won it's all good. When I signed on I was confronted with a chat between myself, GM, Rhian, Dixie and Kristen where we have done all our talking for past two days soo yeah I guess we're really doing this, lead to the formation of Mystery INC

Sam (1:20:53 AM): i call shaggy!
Dixie (1:20:58 AM): daphne
Rhian (1:21:01 AM): dixie
Rhian (1:21:06 AM): ur fat ass is scooby
Sam (1:21:06 AM): kristen is obvi velma

Rhian (1:34:33 AM): mystery inc. hollas 4 ur dollas
Sam (1:34:38 AM): lol
Sam (1:34:42 AM): we found a slogan

[Sam Wallace]

^ Rhian had some time on her hands clearly.... One more thing about the auction cause I'm sure you've heard about it from people more involved than me. My girls were straight mugging people, they were taking money off of everyone in sight, im surprised they did rip off something from the evictees too! And how great was GM embezzling money from Ryan LOL hilarious. He almost annoyed her enough to make her give it back to him, but she was out voted  


The behavior from Rhian, GM and Dixie from auction on though is concerning, they seem to think that they're invincible and can treat everyone however they feel like and they know everything. It's just like you're not going to be in power forever guys, pride becomes before fall I just hope that I don't become grouped in with the way their acting because it's really a bit childish 

[Sam Wallace]

I feel like at this point you all just think of competitions I would suck at and then take bets on my time The winner gets free dinner or something. I would like to put out to all of you, that any non puzzle related HOH I have rocked in!

[Sam Wallace]

Kristen (10:36:37 PM): CatchMyFlounder (11:36:14 PM): Glen Coco and frank are close?
Kristen (10:36:49 PM):  Kristen Bitting (11:36:19 PM): yeah really close
CatchMyFlounder (11:36:23 PM): x.x

I feel like we finally worked out a system on how Ryan and I can work in the same alliance. I've tried to reach out to him, I always hit a brick wall. So we've worked out a system ( one im not sure he entirely knows about) but instead of talking with each other, we talk through Kristen and it seems to working


Kristen (10:45:56 PM): Kristen Bitting (11:44:30 PM): who is dom with though? do you ever talk to him

CatchMyFlounder (11:44:43 PM): yes
CatchMyFlounder (11:45:16 PM): I think its Glen Coco/rhian a pair tied in with estelle/dom
CatchMyFlounder (11:45:21 PM): then Glen Coco/frank have a connection
CatchMyFlounder (11:45:29 PM): shane and talla are just sitting around
Kristen (10:46:07 PM): CatchMyFlounder (11:45:50 PM): dixie has a connection with you/sam and also rhian and prob frank

He even seems to be catching on to the game around him! Which had to have happened cause let's be real: throw enough rocks into the lake and one of them is bound to hit their target.


Kristen Bitting (11:56:29 PM): would you be fine with talla though? like i think if you guys aligned people wouldnt really suspect it lol
CatchMyFlounder (11:57:37 PM): yes I'm fine with that
CatchMyFlounder (11:57:43 PM): she kept me last round
CatchMyFlounder (11:57:51 PM): and I asked her to
CatchMyFlounder (11:57:52 PM): lol

Kristen (11:01:56 PM): Kristen Bitting (12:01:01 AM): do you wanna talk to talla? or wait or what
CatchMyFlounder (12:01:34 AM): prob wait until tomorrow night
CatchMyFlounder (12:01:39 AM): i'm chatting to her now
CatchMyFlounder (12:01:42 AM): not game stuff tho


I'm not sure how loyal Ryan would be cause really he's proven to be nothing but unloyal so far this season and just several days ago he was telling us he would only be loyal to us if we evicted Talla soon. Which was never going to happen because it's of utmost importance that Talla remains in this game for pretty much ever. Kristen and I have discussed it at length and Talla is the best shot we have of getting someone to take out Glen Coco and Rhian, cause they gotta go in the next few weeks! We can't have them get to the end again and winning best duo cause Kristen and I already have the outfit planned out to accept that award.. So this alliance would really be the best thing for Ryan cause he can helped take down Estelle, Rhian and Glen Coco as well -Estelle is with Rhian and Glen Coco 100% I mean why else would they demand he be in mystery inc? Don't know about Dixie but Kristen and I don't speak to him soo. Estelle definitely has to go soon as well! (I'm hesitant to say anything about Estelle cause I know his boyfriend is here and I feel like there's a guy standing behind me with a billy club ready to whack me. Just kidding, shoutout Mariah. Holla girl ) So this four person alliance would be great for Ryan cause if we have to choose between him and Talla.. that's not going to be good for him. And really be perfect for myself and Kristen as well. We can destroy Mystery Inc and hop ship into a new boat   


Also Talla is ready to hit fucking play! I'm not sure what that means but I think it's good for me. So you go press play Talla!

[Sam Wallace]

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