Greatest hits (season's best)

[Sam Wallace]

Dixie (2:54:37 AM): i pmed daniele
Dixie (2:54:40 AM): asking for an alliance
Dixie (2:54:46 AM): turns out she is a staff member
Sam (2:54:49 AM): LOL
Dixie (2:54:56 AM): A FOR EFFORT THOUGH RIGHT

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (3:10:01 AM): they could have easily done a didi has an abortion episode
Dixie (3:10:06 AM): iLMAO
Dixie (3:10:11 AM): i was aboutto say that
Dixie (3:10:14 AM): abort abort
Sam (3:10:50 AM): it would be the degrassi ep
Sam (3:10:53 AM): groundbreaking
Sam (3:11:33 AM): tonight on a very special rugrats "dont you babies know anything! your mommys going to kill your brothe stoopid!"
Dixie (3:11:59 AM): rugrats - it goes there

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (8:33:11 PM): amanda is the worst thing you can call someone :-(
Rhian (8:33:17 PM): ROFL.
Rhian (8:33:33 PM): "Stop being such an Amanda."
Rhian (8:33:40 PM): "Wow, you're acting so Amanda right now."
Sam (8:34:00 PM): lol
Sam (8:34:07 PM): im totally going to start using that

[Sam Wallace]

Rhian (10:18:03 PM): SAM
Rhian (10:18:29 PM): Your wife isn't home.
Rhian (10:18:51 PM): I like it deep.
Rhian (10:18:59 PM): Am I distracting you?
Rhian (10:19:12 PM): Did you touch yourself?
Sam (10:19:24 PM): yes
Rhian (10:19:26 PM): I can be quite discreet.
Sam (10:19:29 PM): but now im finished
Rhian (10:19:32 PM): Who am I. :3
Sam (10:19:40 PM): sam i am
Rhian (10:19:40 PM): It's a character.
Rhian (10:19:49 PM): She has red hair.



Sam (10:20:11 PM): clifford?
Rhian (10:20:32 PM): Do I look like freaking Caroline to you?
Rhian (10:20:41 PM): I don't own a big red dog.
Sam (10:20:42 PM): that little bitch
Rhian (10:20:49 PM): LMAO
Rhian (10:20:51 PM): AWFUL

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (10:23:25 PM): thats the winning attitude. who cares who you have to suck off to get to the end
Rhian (10:23:31 PM): EXACTLY.
Rhian (10:23:45 PM): I knew we'd see things the same way.
Sam (10:24:18 PM): we can make a hot alliance, just sleep our way til the end.
Rhian (10:24:52 PM): Just use our bodies.
Rhian (10:24:54 PM): So classy.

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (9:00:55 AM): kevin won like seven his season
Sam (9:00:57 AM): i rhymed :-)
Rhian (9:03:10 AM): Look at you.
Rhian (9:03:15 AM): Spitting rhymes with no sleep.
Rhian (9:03:23 AM): Perfection.
Sam (9:03:42 AM): i sense the sarcasm young lady
Sam (9:04:24 AM): and you know what little miss sassy, im tired and i dont enough sleep to deal with all your attitude right now so you better check yourself gurl
Rhian (9:05:51 AM): Oh no you didnt.
Rhian (9:06:01 AM): Who's fault is that?
Rhian (9:06:28 AM): Crawl your little "Mr. PERFECT Man" ass into bed then.

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (7:39:53 PM): also, i walked pass shaq at mall of america once! those are my celebrity experiences
GM (7:40:10 PM): omg how tall was he?
Sam (7:41:08 PM): 10 foot 2
Sam (7:41:10 PM): idk
Sam (7:41:18 PM): i just walked pass
Sam (7:41:28 PM): i really didnt have time to take his measurements :-)

[Sam Wallace]

Regarding Talla:

Sam (12:32:43 AM): what a loon
Estelle (12:32:46 AM): seriously lol
Estelle (12:32:53 AM): i dont hate her because she's crazy.
Estelle (12:32:56 AM): she's crazy because i hate her.

[Kat]

Jan 17, 2014 0:53:53 GMT -5 Sam Wallace said:

James (11:37:36 PM): Never go to Australia, kay?
Sam (11:37:50 PM): i would never
Sam (11:37:59 PM): evverything in australia is made to kill you
Sam (11:38:06 PM): you cant even trust the dingos!

the dingo ate me baby
I know what else will kill you

I love this thread!

[Sam Wallace]

Rhian (1:53:47 PM): I just got home from work.
Rhian (1:53:50 PM): I'm pooped.
Rhian (1:53:55 PM): It was busy today.
Sam (1:54:02 PM): that sounds fun
Sam (1:54:05 PM): keeeps you busy
Rhian (1:54:09 PM): AND TIPS.
Rhian (1:54:11 PM): $$$ ~
Sam (1:54:40 PM): buts its like 2pm, i didn't know strip clubs were open that early
Rhian (1:54:50 PM): OH HELL NO.

[Sam Wallace]

Kristen (11:35:32 PM):helen said shes gonna nom you
Dixie Kong (12:32:57 AM): r u kidding me
Dixie Kong (12:33:07 AM): for real
Dixie Kong (12:33:17 AM): yes or no
Dixie Kong (12:33:21 AM): did that happen or not
Kristen Bitting (12:33:22 AM): idk
Dixie Kong (12:33:34 AM): dont mess with me if it happened lemme know so i can COPE
Dixie Kong (12:33:45 AM): id be surprised tho
Kristen Bitting (12:33:46 AM): lol
Dixie Kong (12:33:51 AM): what did she say!
Kristen Bitting (12:33:56 AM): idk
Dixie Kong (12:34:21 AM): CHEY DID SHE SAY SHE IS NOMMING ME
Dixie Kong (12:35:04 AM): God what the hell ">"





Sam (11:36:59 PM): sooo we have a problem with helen =-O
Dixie (11:37:15 PM): what is it
Dixie (11:37:20 PM): kristen said she is nominating me is that true
Sam (11:37:36 PM): yeah. she thinks you and shane would be the best bet for her i guess?
Dixie (11:37:40 PM): wtf
Sam (11:38:02 PM): i'll keep you dont worry :-)
Dixie (11:38:09 PM): im surprised wow i hate her now
Sam (11:38:46 PM): =-O
Sam (11:38:51 PM): thats just rude
Dixie (11:38:55 PM): shes a bitch
Dixie (11:39:02 PM): i bonded with her round 1
Dixie (11:39:04 PM): fk her




Dixie (11:39:36 PM): Kristen Bitting (12:39:30 AM): oh oops i meant joe and shane probably
Sam (11:39:42 PM): oh
Sam (11:39:44 PM): thats right
Sam (11:39:46 PM): oops
Dixie (11:39:49 PM): i hate u both

[Sam Wallace]

For reference and cause I just remembered.. My first conversation with David...

David Lane (4:09:47 PM): Hey man, how's it going? David here, but I'm sure you figured that out from my screen name lol
Sam (8:23:29 PM): david! hey!
Sam (8:23:32 PM): im pretty good
Sam (8:23:36 PM): how are you
David Lane (8:23:59 PM): Yoo dude. I'm doing good, just relaxing and watching tv
Sam (8:25:31 PM): that sounds exciting
Sam (8:25:40 PM): and by watching tv you mean porn right
Sam (8:25:43 PM): i understand
David Lane (8:26:56 PM): Oh yah obviously
David Lane (8:27:22 PM): Sometimes I put it on the big screen and turn on surround sound to pretend I'm at the movies
Sam (8:28:46 PM): you get the full experience that way
Sam (8:28:48 PM): smart
Sam (8:28:54 PM): young and horny
Sam (8:28:59 PM): now in IMAX!
David Lane (8:31:00 PM): I'm wishing for 3D though


3D Porn! Where the fuck is it?!!

[Sam Wallace]

I promise I talk to other people ok...



Regarding the sprinting we had to do in HOH:

David Lane (9:58:04 PM): Seriously and imagine poor Dixie!
Sam (9:58:13 PM): dixie is dead
Sam (9:58:21 PM): they had to call in a nurse to treat her
David Lane (9:58:49 PM): James is now partnered with the couch
Sam (10:00:18 PM): poor james
David Lane (10:01:00 PM): He'd stand no chance in a vote against the couch
Sam (10:01:14 PM): idk
Sam (10:01:21 PM): i dont like the color of that couch
Sam (10:01:40 PM): now i just became the aaryn of the season :-)
David Lane (10:01:41 PM): Someone just became the new aaryn
David Lane (10:01:46 PM): Lmaoo!

[Sam Wallace]

During Auction:


Rhian (11:59:33 PM): kristen
Rhian (11:59:37 PM): how goes it with david
Sam (12:00:02 AM): shes fucking him
Sam (12:00:07 AM): our girls grown up!

[Sam Wallace]

Auction time:

Rhian (12:16:37 AM): kristen is the 1 sellin herself nbd
Sam (12:16:57 AM): thats how we all get by tbh
Sam (12:17:01 AM): classiest alliance ever!