Greatest hits (season's best)

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (10:53:32 PM): 20 is waay too many people for BB
Sam (10:53:36 PM): it just doesnt work
Shane (10:53:45 PM): it's also very overwhelming
Shane (10:54:04 PM): like even just saying hello to people makes me feel stressed hahah
Shane (10:54:18 PM): TOO MANY HELLOS SAM TOO MANY

[Sam Wallace]

Ryan (8:53:54 PM): youtube.com/terabrite welcome to 2014
Sam (8:54:17 PM): but 2010 was so much fun, i wanted to stretch it out 4 more years!
Ryan (8:54:57 PM): 4 MORE YEARS

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (11:38:23 PM): so what im saying is i could hire people to hit you in the knees with a pipe, another to beat you with a bat, have sex in your bed and put a horse head in your bed
Sam (11:38:28 PM): so watch your back :-D
Sam (11:38:54 PM): this is an entirely joking situation please dont think im an escape mental person
Sam (11:38:59 PM): i promise im normal :-)
Joe (11:39:26 PM): i know
Joe (11:39:59 PM): though i'll be slightly concerned if i hear that something mysterious happened to Joe Arvin

[Sam Wallace]

Joe (8:33:42 PM): omg, Helen just IM'ed me lol
Sam (8:34:02 PM): tell her to hurry up with the damn rice! we hungry

[Sam Wallace]

Talla (8:11:16 PM): Who wants to picture uncircumcised old cock
Sam (8:11:34 PM): lol
Sam (8:11:35 PM): um
Sam (8:11:36 PM): well
Sam (8:11:37 PM): thats
Sam (8:11:40 PM): i mean
Sam (8:11:42 PM): not me :-)
Talla (8:12:03 PM): Well, good.
Talla (8:12:11 PM): I would tell you to fix that ASAP

[Sam Wallace]

Talla (9:30:01 PM): Is this Ed or Sam?
Talla (9:30:02 PM): Lmao
Sam (9:30:11 PM): =-O
Talla (9:30:12 PM): I always mix y'all up
Sam (9:30:15 PM): we switch out
Sam (9:30:19 PM): im sam for now :-)

[Sam Wallace]

James (11:37:36 PM): Never go to Australia, kay?
Sam (11:37:50 PM): i would never
Sam (11:37:59 PM): evverything in australia is made to kill you
Sam (11:38:06 PM): you cant even trust the dingos!

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (9:33:59 PM): but i dont think we're allowed to evict them all
James (9:34:14 PM): no unfortunately we can't make up our own rules

[Sam Wallace]

Andrew (1:06:48 AM): lol my favorite are the people who see Jesus on their toast
Sam (1:07:27 AM): Jesus has a lot better places to be than on your breakfast
Andrew (1:08:24 AM): the lord is sending me a message!
Andrew (1:08:32 AM): THOU SHALT NOT USE PEANUT BUTTER!

[Sam Wallace]

Estelle (9:03:25 PM): talla says shes frustrated no one can commit
Sam (9:04:24 PM): LOL
Sam (9:04:31 PM): wait
Sam (9:04:46 PM): is she literally telling you shes frustrated no one will commit to evicting you
Estelle (9:06:40 PM): shes not saying to evicting me tho lmao
Sam (9:08:02 PM): yeah but you know what she wants
Estelle (9:08:16 PM): yeha lfmoa

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (9:27:43 PM): i had a dream kat added 10 more people to this season lol
Sam (9:27:57 PM): you were not happy!
Sam (9:28:06 PM): also for some reason you were a black woman
Estelle (9:28:43 PM):
Estelle (9:28:45 PM): 10 more LOL
Estelle (9:28:47 PM): I WASNT HAPPY? hahahaa
Estelle (9:28:49 PM): and a black woman XD

[Sam Wallace]

David Lane (10:13:33 PM): If you study drunk and then get drunk durig the test you'll remember more
David Lane (10:13:40 PM): Same with doin it baked
Sam (10:15:25 PM): lol
Sam (10:15:43 PM): that's just facts
Sam (10:15:58 PM): i like you! we could get along very well :-)
David Lane (10:16:24 PM): Are we just establishing that? I thought it's been clear
Sam (10:18:06 PM): we share the same morals, which are loose
David Lane (10:18:59 PM): Haha barely hanging on morals

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (11:20:25 PM): well talla told andrew she was evicting joe
Sam (11:20:27 PM): so yeah
Sam (11:20:32 PM): she just confuses me
Sam (11:20:41 PM): i have no idea what her motive is
David Lane (11:20:44 PM): Haha wtf is she on
Sam (11:21:14 PM): no idea
Sam (11:21:17 PM): but sounds fun
Sam (11:21:20 PM): i wish she'd share

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (12:07:06 AM): if i have 6 slices of pizza, but its like a cinnamon pizza with apples on it. thats totally healthy right
Kristen (12:07:34 AM): yes :-)

[Sam Wallace]

Sam (9:59:53 PM): i got green apple chapstick
Sam (9:59:56 PM): its pretty good
Sam (10:00:06 PM): are you suppose to eat the chapstick
Kristen (10:00:14 PM): yes