David's Deuces (Still refering to "peace out"s, not poops)

[David Lane]

I shamelessly vote to evict Drew.

Drew: You're my dude and thank you so much for saving me from the block. The vote almost got close to enough to keep you, but people sucked in the end. I hope I somehow end up being wrong, but if not, I'm sad to see ya go.

Joe: Peace out brotha.

Ryan: Peace out brotha.

Stella: Peace out sistah.

[David Lane]

I'm gonna go out on a limb right now and hope it pays off...I vote to evict Joe.

[David Lane]

I indifferently vote to evict Kevin.

Roddy: No idea how this happened man, but I'm sad to see you go <4

Kevin: Sorry to see you go man! I actually really liked you the couple times we talked, so it sucks that the game started during such a busy time for you. You're a fierce competitor bro.

[David Lane]

Whoops, I almost forgot I didn't vote yet lol. I vote sadly vote to evict Roddy.

Shane- peace brotha.

Roddy- <4 my dude. I really liked chatting with you and wish you weren't "going home". I hope your conference went well .

[David Lane]

I unsurprisingly vote to evict Joe.

Shane: No idea how this happened, peace brotha.

Joe: It sucks that we couldn't work together, and that's mostly my fault. It was nothing personal though dude cause I think you are hilarious and awesome. Peace brotha.

[David Lane]

I dully vote to evict Ed.

Shane: peace brotha

Ed: Sorry to see you go my dude. You're a really nice guy and I enjoyed talking with you, so nothing personal!

I pensively vote to evict Andrew.

Talla: Not sure how this happened, peace sista friend.

Andrew: Sucks to see you go my man. It seems that a lot of people were threatened by you and that's why the vote ultimately fell this way. I wish you weren't "going home".

[David Lane]

In case James goes,

James: I'm sorry to see you go my dude. I'm totally going to flip this shitty house around somehow in your honor though. I'm probably not gonna win competitions without you, but maybe I can mind fuck some people. Peace brotha.